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« on: August 04, 2011, 03:43:05 AM »

This is a little board-quest for you all. Contributors will get prizes at the end of every week!

You know you're addicted to FoxMUD when you...

1. ...spot a dead animal on the road, and check to see if it has any loot
2. ...try to drag the hotel concierge to the hospital so you can gate him
3. ...think bars of silver are worth more than piles of gold coins
4. ...think beer kegs contain water
5. ...go into a department store and ask where the sleeves are
6. ...try to catch a fish by stabbing it in the back
7. ...think walking somewhere is faster than taking a boat there
8. ...get caught shoplifting from the Salvation Army and tell the cops it was 'donated'
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« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2011, 05:20:12 PM »

from Leeloo:

"...you tend to check the clock many times a minute waiting for it to tick."
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« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2011, 05:38:53 PM »

... you fear newts
... you're wife asks "are you hungry?" and you reply "no i just drank a flask of ambrosia"
... you see a fox along the road and think of Ezyoomka!
... you take three trips to make ramens between ticks
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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2011, 06:42:45 PM »

...you find yourself wishing all your friends had four letter names.
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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2011, 12:05:05 PM »

......when you have been playing the game for almost 17 years  Shocked  Grin
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« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2011, 03:45:40 PM »

OK running this weekly didn't work out but the top 3 entries will get a prize when Fox comes back up!!
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« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2011, 07:13:45 PM »

.....you type 'who' on instant messenger
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« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2011, 07:17:04 PM »

.....your annoying co-worker keeping yammering about something and backstabbing them comes to mind as the best solution.
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« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2011, 02:08:14 AM »

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.....you type 'who' on instant messenger

wow seriously been there... and "say" and "i" and "users" and "uptime"... makes for some awkward conversations
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« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2011, 07:57:22 PM »

.....you type 'who' on instant messenger

My favourite... happens to me all the time Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2011, 01:14:07 PM »

....you realise if it was not for Than's fun server you would be getting cold turkey!
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« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2011, 10:39:55 PM »

...you can consistently solve the deathmaze in under 60 seconds. At 6AM* in the morning.

*RL time.

Edit: Clarify time.
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« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2011, 01:46:05 AM »

.......you give directions to your loo to someone as follows  3n2w4n open door 1n   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2011, 10:57:11 PM »

.......you give directions to your loo to someone as follows  3n2w4n open door 1n   Roll Eyes
hahaha
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